February 2012
178 posts
Watchtingle:
plottwist:
OH MY FUCKING GOD
fuck
rick santorum makes me physically angry to be alive
“Every time I read an article about conservatives being “pro- life” I am reminded...”
– The ‘Safe, Legal, Rare’ Illusion - NYTimes.com (via octobones)
“Sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make...”
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-John Green “The Fault in our Stars”
(via tyleroakley)
bret mckenzie winning an oscar was breaking news in new zealand LOL
was he the first new zealander to get an oscar omg
whereismyoscar:
leighway:
tardris:
written...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing. Autolatry - The...
“The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.”
– Juliette Lewis (via houseofblow)
